FOR YOUR THIGHS ONLY
Written by Andy Lowe & Dave Dutton (Zodiac Software) 1987
Walk Through by Dorothy Millard (Spectrum Version)
Scenario
A James Bond spoof, featuring James Smith, Secret Agent, OOH superspy, intellect extraordinaire,
ladies man and pretty bloody amazing all-round guy!
Walk Through
PART 1
(Start in bathtub), INVENTORY (have a length of rope), GET BUTTER, EXAMINE JEANETTE (brings up the
interaction menu), CONVERSE WITH JEANETTE, CLOSE DOOR (to prevent the henchman killing you), WAIT
(until the foreign henchman crashes into your house and you are trapped in the bathroom), TIE ROPE
(to what?), TO TAPS, CLIMB OUT (hanging from rope), D (back of house... you put on some clothes),
EXAMINE EARTH (red and shaped like a herring), IN (living room), EXAMINE CABINET, OPEN DOOR, LOOK
(see bottle of scotch and a piece of paper), READ PAPER (ginseng cocktail recipe), GET SCOTCH,
EXAMINE DOG, LOOK (fleas), GET FLEAS, EXAMINE DOG (brings up the character interaction menu), ASK
DOG (Razortooth will now follow you).
N (kitchen), OPEN BIN, LOOK, GET SKIN (banana), EXAMINE SINK, LOOK (see dirty dishes), GET DISHES,
EXAMINE DRAWER ( a sticker read "magic drawer"), HELP (need a magic word), S, W (bottom of
stairs), IN (stairs cupboard), GIVE DISHES TO RATS (this stops them eating you), EXAMINE MOLE, GET
MOLE (too heavy), OUT, U (landing where you see a helpless beggar), EXAMINE BEGGAR, E (torture
chamber), W (bedroom), OPEN DRAWERS, LOOK (see a note and a coin), GET COIN, GET NOTE, EXAMINE NOTE
(a clue - read backwards and unscrambled says "Only at the right place can the mole be
opened"), GET TEASMADE, EXAMINE TEASMADE (note the word "gobbling"), E, D, E.
N (kitchen), SAY GOBBLING (the draw opens), EXAMINE DRAWER (very big, Tardis like), IN (you are
transported to a jungle-like realm where you are asked a James Bond trivia question), SAY
THUNDERBALL, GET PILL, EXAMINE PILL (extra strong vitamin), GET REVOLVER, OUT (back to kitchen), S,
W, U (landing where the beggar is), SHOOT BEGGAR (he's really the foreign henchman in
disguise), BEGGAR (brings up the interaction menu), SEARCH, LOOK, GET CARD, D, IN (stairs cupboard
where the mechanical mole is), EAT PILL (now super strong), GET MOLE, OUT, E (outside house where
the pile of dirt is... the mole digs a hole), ENTER MOLE, EXAMINE CONTROLS, PRESS DIG BUTTON (digs a
tunnel... you get out and slide down a chute to a long underground corridor),ENTER DOOR (reception
room), ENTER OFFICE (in N's office where you learn your mission and are given a green pass
card), OUT.
E, S, N, N (north end of corridor), INSERT CARD (meet P the gadget guy who gives you some flares, a
toupee, an inflatable Timmy Mallet doll and a cyan pass card), W, S, S (south end of corridor),
INSERT CARD (teleport room), STAND ON PAD, EXAMINE PANEL (see button marked "activate"),
PUSH BUTTON (you are teleported back outside house), GO CAR (save data for part 2).
PART 2
(Start in your supercar), EXAMINE COMPARTMENT, LOOK (see a spanner), GET SPANNER,
GET KEY, INSERT KEY (starts car), DRIVE TO AIRPORT, OUT (airport), READ SIGN, W (main reception),
ENTER CAFE, TALK TO WAITRESS (they have run out of butter), GIVE BUTTER (she gives you a bottle of
vodka in return), GET BAG, EXAMINE BAG (says "tick tock"), OUT, ENTER TOILET (meet claws),
DROP SKIN (he slips on the banana skin and hits his head on the floor), EXAMINE URINAL, ENTER
CUBICAL, GET PAPER, EXAMINE PAPER, OUT, OUT (back to reception area), E, E (runway where you meet a
foreigner), EXAMINE FOREIGNER (he will fly you to your destination), ENTER JET, TALK TO FOREIGNER
(plane takes off... after a while he says you are over Australia and pushes you out), USE FLARES
(you inflate the bell bottoms of your flares and land safely).
W (outback), S, EXAMINE KANGAROO, TALK TO KANGAROO, BUY GLUE, W (TV studio), GO STUDIO (you walk
into a recording of "The Sexist Show"... you are asked a question), C (you win a cocktail
shaker), GET SHAKER, N (dressing room where a cameraman takes your picture), GET PHOTOGRAPH, S, OUT,
E, N, E, S, E (meet Noseyconk), GIVE BAG (he opens it and there is an explosion which gets rid of
him), GET PLANT, EXAMINE PLANT (Ginsing), MAKE COCKTAIL, W, N, W, N, E, NE (HQ of the ridiculously
stupid organization), EXAMINE GUARD (asleep), STICK PHOTO (in passcard to make a fake ID), ENTER HQ
(you walk into a trap and are thrown into a pit but the soft, strong toilet paper caught on
something and is dangling down), WAIT (Razortooth drags you to safety), CLIMB PAPER, ENTER ROCKET
(you are flown to the moon), OUT, E, ENTER CRATER (guard dogs attack), THROW FLEAS (get rid of
them), NW (you are attacked by henchmen), THROW TOUPEE (get rid of them... Ermintrude tries to shoot
you), GIVE COCKTAIL, U, THROW SPANNER (you have completed Part 2).
SCORE 255/255
Taken from Dorothy Irene's site: http://dorothyirene.fateback.com/
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