The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13¾ - by Level 9 Computing - Commodore 64/128
Rankings by Dion Guy
0 Idiot dreg of society
1 Useless dreg of society
2 Second-rate dreg of society
3 Unrespectable dreg of society
4 Lowly dreg of society
5 Namby-pamby dreg of society
6 Unimportant dreg of society
7 Mediocre dreg of society
8 Spotty dreg of society
9 Suburban dreg of society
10 Useless bully boy
11 Second-rate bully boy
12 Unrespectable bully boy
13 Lowly bully boy
14 Namby-pamby bully boy
15 Unimportant bully boy
16 Mediocre bully boy
17 Spotty bully boy
18 Suburban bully boy
19 Ordinary bully boy
20 Second-rate creep
21 Unrespectable creep
22 Lowly creep
23 Namby-pamby creep
24 Unimportant creep
25 Mediocre creep
26 Spotty creep
27 Suburban creep
28 Ordinary creep
29 Middling creep
30 Unrespectable thicko
31 Lowly thicko
32 Namby-pamby thicko
33 Unimportant thicko
34 Mediocre thicko
35 Spotty thicko
36 Suburban thicko
37 Ordinary thicko
38 Middling thicko
39 Average thicko
40 Lowly schoolboy
41 Namby-pamby schoolboy
42 Unimportant schoolboy
43 Mediocre schoolboy
44 Spotty schoolboy
45 Suburban schoolboy
46 Ordinary schoolboy
47 Middling schoolboy
48 Average schoolboy
49 Worthy schoolboy
50 Namby-pamby youth
51 Unimportant youth
52 Mediocre youth
53 Spotty youth
54 Suburban youth
55 Ordinary youth
56 Middling youth
57 Average youth
58 Worthy youth
59 Superior kind of youth
60 Unimportant poet
61 Mediocre poet
62 Spotty poet
63 Suburban poet
64 Ordinary poet
65 Middling poet
66 Average poet
67 Worth poet
68 Superior kind of poet
69 Talented poet
70 Mediocre prodigy
71 Spotty prodigy
72 Suburban prodigy
73 Ordinary prodigy
74 Middling prodigy
75 Average prodigy
76 Worthy prodigy
77 Superior kind of prodigy
78 Talented prodigy
79 Brilliant prodigy
80 Spotty paragon of virtue
81 Suburban paragon of virtue
82 Ordinary paragon of virtue
83 Middling paragon of virtue
84 Average paragon of virtue
85 Worthy paragon of virtue
86 Superior kind of paragon of virtue
87 Talented paragon of virtue
88 Brilliant paragon of virtue
89 Star paragon of virtue
90 Suburban intellectual
91 Ordinary intellectual
92 Middling intellectual
93 Average intellectual
94 Worthy intellectual
95 Superior kind of intellectual
96 Talented intellectual
97 Brilliant intellectual
98 Star intellectual
99+ Knockout intellectual
In part two it is possible to increase your score in an infinite loop. With the choices you make
regarding going to Sheffield, follow these in order:
1. "Mother invites me to Sheffield" - choose "Ask my father if I can go"
2. "Father won't pay for train fare" - choose "Decide to hitch-hike
instead"
3. "Set out to hitch-hike to Sheffield" - choose "Go to Junction 21 on the M1"
4. "A police car approaches the M1 roundabout" - choose "Stop hitch-hiking and
leave"
Upon abandoning hitch-hiking you get the chance to ask your father again, which leads back to step
2, and so on!
